The Electronic Catacomb of Lesbigay Christians

Attention Lesbigay Christians:

Tired of Being Fed to the Lions?

Put away your asbestos tenny pumps for a while and come to our prayer-lit electronic catacomb, LUTI. God is here, as the Holy Spirit, and here God dares to love absolutely everyone. You don't even have to speak or be known. If you need to, you may sit in the corner and lick your wounds.

Lo, everyone that thirsts, come, drink eternal water which Jesus revealed at Samaritan wells!

For a guide away from the Coliseum down the Appian Way, write to .